Write down a recent argument.
{Approximately 10:37 in the morning on a Wednesday. 34 degrees fahrenheit. Television on in the background. "The View". It's the two of us.}
Me: "I think that I'm going to sell my eggs."
You: "What?"
Me: "I said...I'm going to sell my eggs."
You: "Your eggs...?"
Me: "Yeah. Sell 'em."
You: "Where did this come from?"
Me: "It didn't 'come' from anywhere, Mom. I've just decided. And that's that."
You: "Oh! Okay...so you've 'decided'. Who you gonna sell your eggs to?"
Me: "Whoever wants them..."
You: "Well, I think it's a stupid idea."
Me: "Of course you do."
You: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Me: "It means you think all of my ideas are stupid."
You: ---
Me: "It means you think I'm a fucking idiot."
You: ---
Me: "It means you've never cared ONCE about what I want."
You: ---
Me: "It's ALWAYS been about what YOU want. Hasn't it?"
You: ---
Me: "Hasn't it?!?!"
You: ---
Me: ---
You: ---------
Me: ---------
Me: "I'm not even old enough to sell my eggs anyway."
You: "I know."
